Upon his first visit to the team showers this year, he was fortunate to learn about the "Tallinder Towel Whip," the "T-Bo Bag Slap," the "Regier Rear Entry," and most notably why Max Afinogenov is the best "dangler" on the team. (Why is Darcy showering with the guys?)
Many game goers will refer to Clark as "The General" but it is widely known that his nickname is "GRIZZ." No, not after Jeremy, but after Clark W. Griswold of National Lampoons fame. But what if they just called him Grizz cause when dude decides to throw the razor away he looks like Dan Haggerty's character Grizzly Adams. Please note our Photoshop Lab has provided stubble growth evolution imagery.
Dan's beard was undoubtedly skilled , known to trap birds and small game inside of it. But the real test Clark is, how good can your beard stick handle, make a no-look pass, or even congratulate a linemate on a goal.
Following his reassignment to Rochester, AND another loss this evening to the Pingus..we will have to stay tuned for a call up.
Clark, if I was a 21-24 year old gay postal worker I'd totally let your grizzle tickle my bean bag. What?
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