Feature Beard #3 - Keep The Dream Alive

Gone are the days of the proverbial knight in shining armor, exhuding pure chivalry, wit, and charm when it comes to the ladies. But one man is navigating that vagina safari, even though he looks like he came from the jungle himself.
Terry Croaker is a wrench at a local greasemonkey's oil change and lube. Now you might remember that greasemonkey's went out of business in the late 80's, but so did Terry's hair line. Terry's fading glory doesn't stop him however when it comes to shootin down cougars at T-Birds with his branded pickup line, "your feet must be small, cause there ain't nothing growing in the shade of those knockers." You laugh, but here is an example of his latest trophies.
Jealous? You should be.
The insurance secretary, the truckstop diner waitress, and the mother of 5 who's husband is too busy routing out his assistants baby cave instead of paying attention to her needs...and incessant bitching.
Terry will listen. Terry will make you laugh. Terry is an inspiration to ugly men everywhere. Against the odds he fights through...even though if you put clown makeup on him I swear he would look like the type that would violate a child or three.

Actually instead of honoring this guy I would like to shift this to amber alert, cause there must be a kid missing somewhere. I cant get that fucking clown image out of my head.