Generations apart and bearing no resemblance in appearance or achievement, this weeks hair-brid features Russian ruler Josef Stalin (Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili) and Buffalo Sabres forward Maxim Afinogenov.
Stalin was responsible for the "Great Purges." Max thought the great purges was the local phone book where a number could be attained.
Stalin was a strategist who rallied his country in the efforts to defeat Nazi Germany. Max was instrumental in his non-passing efforts and solo fancy footing in the Sabres' President Trophy Winning Season. Although not an achievement with globally historic implications, but probably caused grief for several Canadian Countrymen while embarrasing the Leafs on any given game night. Not a Russian defeat of Canada in the slightest.
Stalin was involved in Socialist Realism. Max is a constant contributor to the efforts of I.R. Frequency Analysis and Adaptation. (IRFAA)
Stalin made company with Kalinin, and Lenin whilst at Bolshevik party meetings where they planned secretly to oust conspirators and threats to the party's progress. Afinogenov also makes company with a Kalinin, and a Spacek. Most of their conversation consists of Vodka, Beetches, and Drew Stafford's Keg Parties.
A brief factual blurb drawing absolutely no parallels whatsoever but at least we can rest easy knowing that putting a rediculous and historical womb broom on a current Sabre is just a few mouse clicks away.
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