If you have any other equations that need to be solved, possibly by using wide receiver size numbers and square roots and the inverse of i, please let us know by sending an email to ohyougotserved@gmail.comCheers fuckers.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
BUFFALO BILLS QUARTERBACK MATH
During the game Sunday, a comment was made that no matter how you look at it, 7 + 5 does not equal 12. This obviously being that Losman plus Edwards does not add up to my man Machine Gun Kelly. We decided to dig a little deeper and see if the Bills quarterback controversies of the past could be solved with some not so complex math.
If you have any other equations that need to be solved, possibly by using wide receiver size numbers and square roots and the inverse of i, please let us know by sending an email to ohyougotserved@gmail.com
Cheers fuckers.
If you have any other equations that need to be solved, possibly by using wide receiver size numbers and square roots and the inverse of i, please let us know by sending an email to ohyougotserved@gmail.comCheers fuckers.
Cardinals 41, the Bills 17
After watching the game Sunday and letting it digest a little bit, I find myself struggling to determine whether Sundays should remain the day for football or revert back to the day of the Lord. The biblical parallels were present, but needed some soul searching to find.
The Bills offensive line assembled in Voltron like fashion to form a monstrous Moses that parted the Red Sea of Arizona defenders to allow for their linebackers and DB's to relentlessly pound on whatever lied in the backfield. After Edwards went down, I found myself praying that Losman could come in and hail us to victory, but avoid the divine crown of our new "Sunday Savior." But at least they had some positives.
....now children, let's turn our bibles to the book of defense, 3rd:13. Could our 3rd down percentage have been any worse? Could the completed passes in triple coverage have been avoided? Could 4-5 yards after contact have been prevented? I heard the term "quick slant" so many times, I had to keep turning around to make sure there were no ninjas around. And if Ken Whisenhunt was Noah, he definitely asked that Hightower and Fitzgerald escort a pair of touchdowns a piece to the Ark of the Endzone. I think the most enjoyment I got out of the game was hearing the name "Hightower" and immediately having some recollection of the Police academy movies. After further investigation, I have determined that the resemblance was name/cast name only and there is no chance that Bubba Smith and Leslie Easterbrook had an interracial fling and created Tim. See Below:
Well either way, when the floods came, it was Losman who would lead the lemmings to drown. Losman, who has been donning the black beard since spring training was called in early to lead the team in Edwards' absence. Let me summarize how this went.
1. Fumble
2. Touchdown
3. Touchdown
4. Interception
Sure 2 scores are a silver lining on a shit cloud, but I feel I have it out for this fella. Who knows why? I'm sure he's a solid dude to troll for trim with, but I sincerely doubt his leadership and composure abilities. I doubt that there is going to be any talks whatsoever hinting at a quarterback controversy in Buffalo. Once Edwards is cleared, back to work. If these two were biblical brothers fighting it out for the job, the choice would be clear. Cain vs. Unabel, and score 1 for the Cain corner.
The Bills offensive line assembled in Voltron like fashion to form a monstrous Moses that parted the Red Sea of Arizona defenders to allow for their linebackers and DB's to relentlessly pound on whatever lied in the backfield. After Edwards went down, I found myself praying that Losman could come in and hail us to victory, but avoid the divine crown of our new "Sunday Savior." But at least they had some positives.
....now children, let's turn our bibles to the book of defense, 3rd:13. Could our 3rd down percentage have been any worse? Could the completed passes in triple coverage have been avoided? Could 4-5 yards after contact have been prevented? I heard the term "quick slant" so many times, I had to keep turning around to make sure there were no ninjas around. And if Ken Whisenhunt was Noah, he definitely asked that Hightower and Fitzgerald escort a pair of touchdowns a piece to the Ark of the Endzone. I think the most enjoyment I got out of the game was hearing the name "Hightower" and immediately having some recollection of the Police academy movies. After further investigation, I have determined that the resemblance was name/cast name only and there is no chance that Bubba Smith and Leslie Easterbrook had an interracial fling and created Tim. See Below:
Well either way, when the floods came, it was Losman who would lead the lemmings to drown. Losman, who has been donning the black beard since spring training was called in early to lead the team in Edwards' absence. Let me summarize how this went.1. Fumble
2. Touchdown
3. Touchdown
4. Interception
Sure 2 scores are a silver lining on a shit cloud, but I feel I have it out for this fella. Who knows why? I'm sure he's a solid dude to troll for trim with, but I sincerely doubt his leadership and composure abilities. I doubt that there is going to be any talks whatsoever hinting at a quarterback controversy in Buffalo. Once Edwards is cleared, back to work. If these two were biblical brothers fighting it out for the job, the choice would be clear. Cain vs. Unabel, and score 1 for the Cain corner.
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